TMI

Or, too much information. Facebook, bless it, has many stories to tell, and many of its users seem blissfully ignorant that even people "in" their network may not be "on" their side. This young lady came to my office today, "[Redacted] is starting to think that she has a crush on her somewhat younger English Professor. She can't help but be drawn to his powder pink tie which hangs slightly off center."

SOMEWHAT YOUNGER? She must have written that when she sat further back in class. Or maybe she needs glasses. It was only the 2nd day of class, according to Facebook. Sit closer to the front, dammit. Oh, wait, you sit alone, in front of the front row at the table available for any wheelchair users, although you're not disabled. Somewhat younger my ass. As they say, WWŽD (What Would Žižek Do)?